Me: I'd like a Coke.

Waiter: is Pepsi okay?

Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.

Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

0wenhart:

pastabot:

i found this transparent image of stone cold doing a stunner and now he’s fucking up tumblr

(stunners ur blog)

0wenhart:

pastabot:

i found this transparent image of stone cold doing a stunner and now he’s fucking up tumblr

(stunners ur blog)